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THe QCC PLAN by Auntycraft
Peter's making a wonderful plan,
For layout, he's really the man,
With just finger and touch pad
He's really not half bad -
Well - he's doing the best that he can!
But - we're quite a demanding lot,
There were some things that PK forgot,
So he's added some stores
More rooms and more doors
And the Caff was soon filling the plot.
Some wanted it 'cosy and quaint'
Others showed no such signs of restraint
They wanted it bigger
It engulfed the digger
And cost us a fortune in paint. (Beige obvs.)
Then, where was the step for the naughty?
And Russian count, ever so haughty?
And what about P'ong?
And a second chaise longue?
But it's BARS that are really Pete's forte.
There are 2 bars, with drinks that are free
And a cabinet for cocktails, I see
We've kitchens and CAKES
And all of this makes
Up our magical QCC.