Bude Limericks
boveyphil
1 Oct 2015 09:00
Looks like we have had a change of setter - pity 'cause I liked the last one.
This new 'un has obviously visited some very downmarket places recently whereas Mrs Buvvy and I are about to cross the border for a couple of days in Bude (no limericks please) which is definitely slightly posher than 7d.
Subernoj boveyphil
1 Oct 2015 09:14
Whilst having some time off in Bude,
They thought they'd be naughty and rude.
So down to the seashore,
For others to see more,
They sun baked away in the nude
Sorry Buvvy - red rag to a bull...
1 Oct 2015 09:14
Whilst having some time off in Bude,
They thought they'd be naughty and rude.
So down to the seashore,
For others to see more,
They sun baked away in the nude
Sorry Buvvy - red rag to a bull...
mrsmatisse boveyphil
1 Oct 2015 09:17
Well there's an invitation....
Mrs Buvs and her mate went to Bude
In search of a life less lewd
They found to their dismay
Some Spaniards well away
And thought it was all far too rude
1 Oct 2015 09:17
Well there's an invitation....
Mrs Buvs and her mate went to Bude
In search of a life less lewd
They found to their dismay
Some Spaniards well away
And thought it was all far too rude
FriedFish boveyphil
1 Oct 2015 10:18
When we went down to 7d (Torremolinos)
What a time we 'ad! Should o' seen us!
The weather was warm,
Me 8a (thong) it got 11a, (torn)
Which 14a-ed a bad sunburnt... (prompt)
1 Oct 2015 10:18
When we went down to 7d (Torremolinos)
What a time we 'ad! Should o' seen us!
The weather was warm,
Me 8a (thong) it got 11a, (torn)
Which 14a-ed a bad sunburnt... (prompt)
Adrigole boveyphil
1 Oct 2015 10:57
There was a young man from Bude,
Who used to sing 'Hey Jude',
When ask by some people,
He said it's a song by a Beetle,
But I prefer 'Norweigan wude'.
spanishscot boveyphil
1 Oct 2015 11:27
Boveyphill, a very cool dude
Took the mrs on a trip to Bude
A Frenchie full of ennui
Was holding a beautiful 18d (étui)
So that put him in a very bad mood.
1 Oct 2015 11:27
Boveyphill, a very cool dude
Took the mrs on a trip to Bude
A Frenchie full of ennui
Was holding a beautiful 18d (étui)
So that put him in a very bad mood.
starrock boveyphil
1 Oct 2015 12:18
When Buvvy was playing in Bude
His stage outfit became unglued
So during a song
He whipped off his 8a
And finished his set in the nude.
Sorry Buvvy....I'll get me coat.
What's that?
Oh yeah, I'll get yours too.
1 Oct 2015 12:18
When Buvvy was playing in Bude
His stage outfit became unglued
So during a song
He whipped off his 8a
And finished his set in the nude.
Sorry Buvvy....I'll get me coat.
What's that?
Oh yeah, I'll get yours too.
sparclear starrock
1 Oct 2015 12:31
They were feeling a little subdued
So the BuvLuvs departed for Bude.
"A dip in the lido"
They said, but got pee'd - oh
Then were accused of bein crude.
1 Oct 2015 12:31
They were feeling a little subdued
So the BuvLuvs departed for Bude.
"A dip in the lido"
They said, but got pee'd - oh
Then were accused of bein crude.
sparclear starrock
2 Oct 2015
Buvluvvies were basking in Bude
Till tonight, when sun's setting pursued
Them off piste
So they said: "Well, at least
Puzzlers rhyming today wasn't lewd."
2 Oct 2015
Buvluvvies were basking in Bude
Till tonight, when sun's setting pursued
Them off piste
So they said: "Well, at least
Puzzlers rhyming today wasn't lewd."