Doily by Paulette Hayes
Tales of Cháteau Melmothe, Lesser Drivelling and Other Stories by Melmoth
The QCC would not exist in its present form if it hadn't had Melmoth to lure many of us with his wit and humour into this surreal world. Here are some of his stories.
Melmoth's QCC Profile
Formerly cultural attaché at the Ruritanian embassy on August Bank Holiday Island (an offer of early retirement was made which couldn't be refused although the allegations of fraud and gross moral turpitude were never proven). Currently employed as second assistant transataumancer and rodent apprehension operative at the Dr. Strabismus Institute of Pataphysical Research (Sophistical Divagation Dept.)
Author of "Zoroastrianism and The Art of Moped Maintenance", "Pixie Breeding for Beginners" and "A Short History of Lesser Drivelling on the Marsh" (all published by Sheister and Ryppemoff).
Founder of the Lesser Drivelling Gravity Appreciation Society.
Interests
Collecting photographs of disused railway sidings and shunting yards. Tergiversation, procrastinating and digression (otherwise known as "wandering"). Conspiracy theories. Discovering a dependable hangover cure. Building a scale model of St. Ermintrude th ...
Formerly cultural attaché at the Ruritanian embassy on August Bank Holiday Island (an offer of early retirement was made which couldn't be refused although the allegations of fraud and gross moral turpitude were never proven). Currently employed as second assistant transataumancer and rodent apprehension operative at the Dr. Strabismus Institute of Pataphysical Research (Sophistical Divagation Dept.)
Author of "Zoroastrianism and The Art of Moped Maintenance", "Pixie Breeding for Beginners" and "A Short History of Lesser Drivelling on the Marsh" (all published by Sheister and Ryppemoff).
Founder of the Lesser Drivelling Gravity Appreciation Society.
Interests
Collecting photographs of disused railway sidings and shunting yards. Tergiversation, procrastinating and digression (otherwise known as "wandering"). Conspiracy theories. Discovering a dependable hangover cure. Building a scale model of St. Ermintrude th ...