The Cat Scooby
Hello. I am Scooby. A cat.
I say that to differentiate myself from the dog Scooby. I am not him. Far from it. I am a her. I am in no way affiliated, I am very much my own, independent, cat.
As can be seen, even from just these amateur photographs, I am most gorgeous. Beauty and brains! It's a rarity. Certainly in my family. My sister Puss Puss is even more beautiful than I, and I absolutely adore her, but if brains were dynamite, she would struggle to blow her own nose.
I have an adopted birthday. 25th January 2014. I share it with the Scottish poet Rabbie Burns (1759), and with the English fuckwit CanaryBlue (1962). I am inextricably linked with CanaryBlue.
I love to write, and to share my cat's-eye view of the world. I am an accomplished typist, I can get my paws around a keyboard faster than most humans can get their hands, and CB is the human who helps me sometimes with grammar and sin tax.
The intention is for this page to host posts that have previously appeared in The Caff; either posts considered of sufficient interest to be posted here also, or ones that have been escorted out of The Caff – sometimes for spurious reasons, sometimes for extreme naughtiness – and have their new permanent home here. Also, at times perhaps, posts written solely (fish!) for this page.
In summary. I am a part-domesticated, park-raised, pot-smoking, potty-mouthed pussycat. I have my faults too, but I'll let you find out those for yourselves.
That's me. Welcome to my page.
Hello Caff!
28 August 2019, I introduced myself to The Caff. To much warmth. The usual suspect was quickly along with some snark.
I had arrived.
I had arrived.
Grinning
I include this post, of 7 December 2019, as I will always remember writing it with a grin across my furry chops.
You can't!
I am not especially proud of this, my "22.30" post of 14 December 2019. I include it here as it is one of my moderated posts. It was certainly one of my less moderate.
Ask Scooby 1
My inaugural Ask Scooby, posted 21 December 2019, in response to a question concerning furniture clawing from the lovely Rabbigator.
A Catmas Tail
It was 2.17pm, 23 December 2019, and I was putting the finishing touches to my Dickensian masterpiece, A Catmas Tail.
And then the front door opened …
I posted this on Catmas Eve 2019.
And then the front door opened …
I posted this on Catmas Eve 2019.
Cats, eh? Bloody hell.
On 4 January 2020, I very generously allowed someone else to use my Caff login. They posted this.
Ask Scooby! 2
Now with added exclamation mark! Free! I posted this on 9 January 2020, in response to a question from Kath. It remained in place for some considerable time before being moderated. The consensus being, it was taken down at the behest of a malicious reporter. It did, however, lead to me being invited to post my set pieces here, and most gratified I am to be here. Thank you.
My best wishes to all who visit this very well put together site. You will find it has the very finest of contributors. The crème de la crème. And a cat.
I love crème.
My best wishes to all who visit this very well put together site. You will find it has the very finest of contributors. The crème de la crème. And a cat.
I love crème.
An Awkward Situation.
This post was made on 29 January 2020. It was one of my shorter 'long' posts, and my shortest-lived. Just a few Scoobian thoughts on the Andrew formerly known as Prince.